![]() ![]() She runs up someone’s face, kicks them into the wall, backlips again, and keeps on shooting until suddenly, she’s back in the bathtub. Related: Excited For Insomniac's Wolverine? X-Men: Origins Wolverine Still Holds UpOne backflip later, she’s running on the wall with a scimitar drawn, leaping off and plunging it into someone’s chest. Her calves are wrapped around the back of the ladder as she slips down it, still shooting. She goes into a knee slide, shoots another assailant, and then seamlessly, she’s sliding down a ladder. We then see her running through a hallway, shooting faceless baddies in front of her, beside her, and behind her. Surrounded by guns and whiskey and other very cool things. It begins with our protagonist Rubi Malone in a bathtub. And by coolest, I don’t mean it actually was cool, I mean it was clearly desperately trying to be cool. Let’s start with the trailer - one of the coolest trailers ever created. But it’s a birthday nonetheless, and the gods of destiny have decided that I must tell you all about it. It’s not a particularly special birthday the game is turning 12, the same age as the boys who were clearly its target audience, despite it being rated M. Anyone remember the video game Wet? A weird series of events I won’t get into caused me to remember the game today, and as I looked it up to confirm it really did exist and was not just a fever dream, I discovered that Wet’s (European) birthday was today. ![]()
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